Something horrible and devastating has happened!!!
I found my first gray hair!!!!!!!! GASP!
I was sitting at my computer, minding my own business, just playing with my hair and I had to stop and look closer because there was one hair--one evil, awful hair--that was not only a strikingly different color, but also much thicker and a different texture than the rest of my hair. That's because it was (*dun dun dunnnnnnn*) a gray hair.
I immediately yanked it out because I'll not stand for that kind of riff-raff. I don't want the rest of my hair getting any funny ideas or picking up bad habits from the rotten apple.
If you don't believe me, I saved it and put it in an envelope. Just in case.
4 comments:
BIG MISTAKE... once you pull it out they somehow multiply...
Not true -- hormones control color, not hair follicles! I read this on the "old wives' tales" commercial in my doctor's office.
yeah sarah! i knew it couldn't be true, but i didnt have the science to back it up.
I think grey hair is HOT.
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