i'd like to take some time out to focus on the ever-exciting Tally of Points.
our current leaders are Jon Schaller (190) and Julia Scalf (90).
our current biggest losers are Aaron Baker (-2) and Carl Foust (-2).
our current total of points is 574.
our current average is 27.238.
our current median is 15.
the last person to earn points was adam creviston for making me laugh (he got 3). before that it was julia scalf for running out to get me a hardee's chocolate shake (she got 15 - i was broke & she put it on her credit card).
7 comments:
You do not know how much joy it brings me to be tied for "Biggest Loser". Really. And the great thing is I amassed these points without even doing anything.
Is "amassed" really the word we're looking for here?
Yeah, don't make him tied. I want to be the clear "winner" in this category. No remorse. No shame. I don't play these games. What can I do to make you angry, because that's the only way I roll in these horrid senarios. Ahhhh.
oh, aaron.
why are you so afraid of competition?
"Is 'amassed' really the word we're looking for here?"
Really, Suzin. I choose every word in my blog comments with the utmost care and love. "Amassed" is the perfect word because we love irony so very much.
Yes, yes, Make aaron the biggest loser, because the only thing worse--and therefore better--than tieing for last is not quite making it to any point of distinction. Therefore I am requesting my score be raised to zero.
zero, carl?
what have you done lately to deserve such a thing?? for shame.
Well, I haven't done anything bad to you lately. Look, just make a request.
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