my mind is boggling

the most exciting thing i've heard all week:

"I went home that night and told Timmer that girls don't suck anymore. I want a girlfriend. I want a girlfriend. I want to make babies. I want to make babies and dress them in lizard costumes and talk about it." -Jon Schaller


see, this whole time, i thought girls were the only ones with biological clocks....the so-called "maternal fire" that gets kindled every time a guy does something cute, or someone walks past with an armload of babies/toddlers...it makes me feel better to know that jon, at least, on occasion indulges himself and kindles his paternal fires.

you go, jon. you get the girl. you make babies. and dang it, you dress them in those lizard costumes. they can mingle with my slobbery (and as of yet imaginary, of course) toddlers wearing yard-sale monster costumes, and we can sit in lawn chairs and drink shots of mountain dew and share cute-baby stories. we'll have barbecues. and take turns yelling at the kids so that the neighbors wince.

ah, to be middle-aged, a PTA member, mini-van driving.....


america, this is your future.

current mood: optimistic
current music: le tigre