hey, why isn't jon gay?

Q: Hey, why isn't jon gay?
A: Well, despite songs to the contrary, apparantly according to his Calvinistic beliefs because he's predestined NOT to be. ;)

Jon G Zoolander: I was considering ending my post last night with the phrase "By the way, I am a homosexual"
Jon G Zoolander: I think that would have sent her through the roof
Jon G Zoolander: and made her shut up
Jon G Zoolander: but I knew that wasn't the right thing to do
LaGatita0007: hahahahahaha
Jon G Zoolander: but it could've been fun
LaGatita0007: that would be so hilarious
LaGatita0007: i would've died
LaGatita0007: and then been like, "um, jon? can we talk about something?"
Jon G Zoolander: haha
Jon G Zoolander: seriously though that would have blown every misconception about me out of the water
Jon G Zoolander: the whole women in shackles and chains, the fundamentalism, everything
Jon G Zoolander: alas....it's not true
LaGatita0007: you just said alas about being gay!
LaGatita0007: aaah!
LaGatita0007: profile'd!
Jon G Zoolander: I have been condemned to a lifestyle of heterosexuality. A lifestyle of heterosexual sex, procreation, sending my children to school in lizard costumes has been damned upon me.
LaGatita0007: awwww
LaGatita0007: that's the cutest thing i ever heard
Jon G Zoolander: I thank God for my predestined damnation.
Jon G Zoolander: As every good Calvinist would
LaGatita0007: i'm so going to put this in a blog entry
LaGatita0007: you cant stop me
Jon G Zoolander: I knew it hit that point
LaGatita0007: you're just trying now, arent you
Jon G Zoolander: well the "predestined damnation" and "Calvinist" replies were pre-meditated
LaGatita0007: see, i just dont care enough to argue about those things
Jon G Zoolander: the condemned to heterosexuality comment was halfway through when you mentioned the profile
LaGatita0007: as long as we got the important points of christianity down i'm cool
LaGatita0007: and oh, its in there


for those curious about the topic that sparked this revelation, check out aaron's blog (http://aaronbaker07.blogspot.com) and look for the post beginning with him calling his ohio senators....the comments on there are breathtakingly stupid. feel free to put your two cents in and join the smart people side (you know, the ones who THINK before they TYPE).