josiah speaks: BOOBS

josiahiscool: but i've lost two grandparents already
josiahiscool: i've about lost a third
LaGatita0007: i've lost them all
josiahiscool: you win
LaGatita0007: and the extra one (stepgramma) had a stroke and lives in a home
josiahiscool: my grandpa has survived prostate cancer and diabetes
LaGatita0007: mine too!
LaGatita0007: then leukemia hit
josiahiscool: and my grandma has one boob
josiahiscool: oooo no good
LaGatita0007: *snort* mine had no boobs i think
LaGatita0007: she died at 46 from her boobs
josiahiscool: awwww
LaGatita0007: they ate her alive
josiahiscool: stupid boobs
LaGatita0007: so the story goes
LaGatita0007: BOOBS SUCK!
LaGatita0007: how's that for a profile quote
josiahiscool: babies think so
josiahiscool: thats a good profile quote
LaGatita0007: hahaha
LaGatita0007: now its a blog entry
josiahiscool: i'm nearly A cup myself
josiahiscool: because there are new "nearly" sizes
LaGatita0007: youre half a cup
LaGatita0007: thank you playtex
josiahiscool: you're welcome...i think
josiahiscool: i'm half full at least instead of half empty
LaGatita0007: now ima gonna call you playtex all year
josiahiscool: haha
LaGatita0007: let's not tell karissa why
josiahiscool: am i allowed to call Jordon little rader?
LaGatita0007: unless she reads my journal
LaGatita0007: sure
LaGatita0007: i give you permission
josiahiscool: okay, and Fett is Fett
LaGatita0007: yep
LaGatita0007: or chris fett
josiahiscool: christopher fettuchini
LaGatita0007: just as long as the last name is in there
josiahiscool: yeah
LaGatita0007: adn then there's scott from kalamazoo
LaGatita0007: gotta include his city
josiahiscool: and Scott from KALAMAZOOOOOOOOOOOO
josiahiscool: and the guys across the hall Cam Cam and little Kent
LaGatita0007: yeah, just like jerry seinfeld would say
LaGatita0007: well, i dont know them yet
LaGatita0007: are they pooping in the townhouse too?
josiahiscool: yeah, i know them from church camp back in the day
josiahiscool: dont know yet
josiahiscool: we'll find out
LaGatita0007: oh, and i think the downstairs bathroom will hafta be poop central
osiahiscool: dont hurt yourself
josiahiscool: anyway, the scott kid lacks a transportation vehicle
LaGatita0007: well
LaGatita0007: sucks to be him
josiahiscool: yeah
LaGatita0007: so does little rader and the fett
LaGatita0007: oh, wait
LaGatita0007: fett needs to be "THE fett"
josiahiscool: the fett?
josiahiscool: the incredible edible fett?
josiahiscool: the chris fett
LaGatita0007: just the fett
josiahiscool: who meredith will end up liking more than Matt Arnold
LaGatita0007: coz we'll say "little rader" first
josiahiscool: little rader and the fett
LaGatita0007: and its just natural to put an article before fett after that
josiahiscool: okay
LaGatita0007: oh heck yeah
josiahiscool: sounds good
josiahiscool: heck yeah what?
LaGatita0007: mere's hooking up with both of thems AT THE SAME TIME
josiahiscool: she's gonna be pimpin
josiahiscool: doing a little player action
LaGatita0007: hecka yeah
josiahiscool: she's probably dreaming about it rightanow
LaGatita0007: with the baseball playas
LaGatita0007: i bet
LaGatita0007: that, or cats
josiahiscool: haha
LaGatita0007: probly cats
josiahiscool: if she wakes up screaming, we know it was the baseball players and cats put together
josiahiscool: in some made for Mere's tv mind movie
LaGatita0007: sick
josiahiscool: dont tell me that, tell the Pennsylvania non-dutchman that
LaGatita0007: whoa, who?
LaGatita0007: jon?
LaGatita0007: or jeff timmer?
LaGatita0007: or what?
josiahiscool: haha i dont know
LaGatita0007: well
josiahiscool: everyone
LaGatita0007: jon schaller is from penn
josiahiscool: go tell it on the mountain
LaGatita0007: and his idol/roommate/ra is jeff timmer aka "the swimming dutchman" of holland mi
LaGatita0007: and i'm talking to jon right now too
LaGatita0007: so that was creepish
josiahiscool: jeff timmer is my dutch hero
josiahiscool: and considering the fact that i dont like the dutch, he's really not my hero
josiahiscool: so he's more like a really cool guy
LaGatita0007: uh huh
LaGatita0007: it freaks him out that i know who he is
josiahiscool: haha
josiahiscool: everyone knows Timmer
LaGatita0007: so occasionally i mention him on blurty
LaGatita0007: just to play with his mind
josiahiscool: bwhahaha
LaGatita0007: so jon can mention it to him