8.09.2004

it just had to be done

sorry folks. i just have to get this out of my system.


*singsong voice*Carl is a bigfatbigfatbigfat, carl is a big fat....A BIG FAT!*/singsong voice*



meet carl. carl is a tall bald guy with interesting glasses. carl drinks milk.

meet roger. roger is a rather rambunctious little kitten. roger lives with carl in a farmhouse in the midwest. carl is lucky to have roger.

meet melvin. melvin is green, and his daddy's name was john deere. melvin is a tractor.

carl, roger, and melvin are going on a picnic. melvin forgot the ice, and carl is thinking of cutting off his fuel supply.

roger is the peacemaker. eventually roger got carl and melvin to kiss and make out up.

on roger's birthday, carl and melvin threw a surprise party. carl and melvin made roger a cake. roger was genuinely surprised, and even cried a little. from happiness.

roger ate all the tuna. melvin's feelings are hurt. carl stubbed his toe. sounds like they have a case of "the mondays."

carl, roger, and melvin are flying to daytona beach for spring break. roger always gets the most chicks. melvin asks two or three hot blondes out and then usually settles for a chubby brunette. carl always ends up alone in a seedy bar, drinking alone. roger and melvin think that's funny.

when roger poo's outside, he buries it with his paws. when carl poo's outside, he kicks dirt on top of it. melvin is physically unable to poo.

carl, roger, and melvin went to the zoo. carl fed the goat some grass. roger froliced with the lions. someone sat on melvin.





i am SO going to write children's books one day.


current mood: crazy

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