driving in cars with suzin

i had a mental conversation with my car the other day. no, this is not something i typically do. i was just walking (across the grass, of course. i'd rather get from point A to point B in a timely fashion than get the extra exercise) towards my car, and thought to myself, "Self, wouldn't it be weird if you talked to your car? like, and it talked back?" so then i proceeded to imagine such a conversation. it went something like this:

"Hello Car."
"Hello Suzin."

and that was about it. i just wish you guys could hear the voices. *sigh* oh, the voices.

i really feel like my car and i connected in that moment. i wasnt kicking tires, cursing its mother, or growling in frustration over it's latest atrocity. i was having a completely civilized conversation with my car.

*sigh* the voices...the voices....