my car is gay. in a most homosexual way. but not like you and your roommate. slightly different than that.
oh yeah? you think YOU have car problems?
i just drove my car 1 1/2 hours home to get it worked on at dad's special car shop, and it cost him about $700something to get the transmission fixed, the AC to be cold again (AC shouldnt be HOT), the drivers side window to roll back up (cant use it, and the AC is broken = suzin dies of heat stroke in tragic car accident on indiana state road)...and then they had to check the steering column coz my car does this fun thing where when you turn off the engine, the key wont come out of the ignition, and you cant just lock it in and use the spare to get back in, coz when the key is in the lights are on, and that would kill the battery...so they said the key was just worn down, use the spare. and then dad didnt even have them replace the brake pads (yeah, it needed that).
so now the spare key is "worn down" too. just not as bad. dad says to make a copy and it will be better. suzin's logic dictates that if you make a copy of something crappy, the copy will probably be crappy too. but far be it from suzin to THINK.
and then joe and his boss change the brake pads, but have quite an adventure. the rims suck, the lug nuts are all stripped and impossible (they belong on semis, not little cars)...so then when suzin's driving around the next day one of the wheels almost falls off and she has to call joe to come get her from taylor (yes, thank God for that stupid university), and then later we had to go back and tighten the lugs with some special tools (coz no, the tools in the trunk that came with the car dont fit ANYTHING on the freakkin car. go figure.)
oh, and when i got the car from the special repair shop--they had broken the lock button on the driver's side door and when i touched it, it fell into the inside of the door.
HA. BEAT THAT KARISSA.
i think i'm going to copy this "comment" and make it an "entry" in my journal. nyah nyah.
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