12.06.2002

haha, i just remembered something that is quite amusing, to me at least, that i should include in here for all you loyal readers!!! there's this old school concept, that a woman's hair is her glory. yeah. sweet, coz i have long hair! im glorious! but anyways, i figure, heck, why not from now on i refer to my hair as my "glory"? so i'll be all like, joe, im sorry i cant hang out with you today, i have to go wash my glory. man, this could be fun.

so today in chapel The Kids of Praise (lil kid choir) from Lakeview Christian Church (i think i got all that right) sang xmas carols to us and they ROCKED. they were so cute ("awwww" yeah it was obvious, little people=cuteness) and they had choreography and everything. and these two boys on either side ran backstage and grabbed a couple of electric guitars in the middle of one song, coz the track has a guitar solo and they started pretending to jam on them. and in one song part of the choreography included kicking their feet out, and one of the guitar boys was on the very edge of the stage which is lined with pots of poinsettas, and he kicked one off and then he could barely sing coz he was smiling so big about it. :D

well, as i was watching the marvelous kids in chapel, i had a thought! (goodness, i know, suzin thinking, whats up with that and a half?) i bet it is just so much fun to be the church mom that directs the kids choir in any church. that has got to rule. even if we're just basing the ruleness of it on how much fun it is to perform. you get to sit in the front row, no questions asked, and man you chair dance like none other, and mouth the words really huge, and just in general look like a complete doofbrain and all the other normal people surrounding you dont think twice! forget youth ministry, im going to be a professional chair dancing kids choir mom!

yeah so the chicken theyre putting on the chicken sandwiches in wildcat is so not sandwich chicken, its totally eat-with-a-fork chicken. they need some serious sandwich chicken at this school. and im not even kidding. NOT EVEN.

i wonder how much weasel's cows weigh this year. last year, he was weighing his cows while joe, cromer, carl, and i slept in his car. which brings another thought--BOY SLEEPOVERS ARE COOL! yeah so that sounds totally and completely bad but its not! i swear! but yeah, last year we all went down to weasel's cow farm for a weekend of fun and frivolity (it was the first weekend joe and i were going out, tee hee) and i slept on the couch in the living room and all the guys slept on the floor, so we were segregated enough. and yes, everyone kept their clothes on and i didnt even ever kiss joe for the first time until about two months later. so stop wiggin out, yo. but yeah, at night weasel's living room turns pitch dark and you cant see your hand in front of your face (i know, i tried it) so of course the second the lights go out i hear them all crawling around and running into each other and trying to attack each other and just yeah. i think maybe they were molesting each other too. shhh, dont tell. but not too bad. and i had it made, no worries, coz you know im a girl and im too scary to attack in the dark coz theyre boys and what if they accidently did something wrong? hahaha. but at one point all of the sudden i couldnt hear ANY of them anymore, it was dead silent, and i knew they werent sleeping so i just stretched my arm out and made a huge circle around myself really fast and ended up whapping them all in the face. that was seriously funny. they were all like "OW! OW! how did she know?!" heh heh.

and i kissed one of weasel's cows. or maybe it was little weasel's cow. booyah. and once i kissed a camel after i fed it cotton candy. fun times.

meredith has a feeling her mommy is going to call. but she'll be in the darkroom. meredith's mommy usually does call when she gets this feeling. its uncanny.

ive run out of words now, and ill leave you with this thought--"i need a matt" ~meredith (hmm, she could be talking about mattboard since she's an art major and all...but........

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