a story about my cats that you wanted to hear

imagine a world....a world where you're petting jezebel (the oldest of the three cats) and niner, who is going through a jealous/possessive phase (she's the youngest and is trying to become Queen Bee) gets T.O.'d and b. slaps jezebel in the face because you touch her. since it's not okay to b. slap your friends in the face, you spank niner for being bad. niner growls. niner runs into your bedroom and starts making "digging to poop" noises. you run after her. sho'nuf, she be diggin to poop. you yell "NO! BAD KITTY!" and pick her up.


















here's where things start to go a little farther south.















you're holding niner in your hand in the air. POOP FALLS OUT OF HER. ONTO YOUR BEDROOM FLOOR.

"NO! NO! BAD BAD BAD CAT!"


poop.



you take a step in the direction of the litterbox.



poop.


you're yelling.



poop.



closer to litterbox.


poop, poop.


poop.



chuck at litterbox, try to shove inside



MROOOWOOWOWOWOWWWWWW poop on top of litterbox but not inside.

niner is resisting.







that's what you get for touching jezebel. mid-air pooping! fifteen yard penalty! automatic first down!