9.08.2006

Why I Don't Waste Money on Cat Toys

1. Drinking straws
2. Straw wrappers
3. Q-tips
4. Credit card applications
5. plastic bags!
6. empty cups
7. other cats
8. my feet
9. anything dangling in the closet
10. the computer screen


..all of which are infinitely more interesting and captivating than anything i could be paying for.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

well you techincally did pay for that stuff....so yeah.

eyes on europe said...

actually, the only things i technically paid for (for their original use) were the q-tips, the strings hanging off of clothes in the closet, and the computer screen. the rest was free.