interactions

Suzin & Scott's older brother, Rich, are sitting downstairs watching tv and Rich changes the channel to RAW (fake wannabe wrastling).

Wrastler 1 seems to be getting his butt beat, and his very large (300+ lbs), young-looking, housedress-wearing, wheelchair-requiring "Mamma" is for some stupid reason seated in her wheelchair right at the base of the fighting ring. He climbs out of the ring, looking desperate. His Mamma flails her arms about and almost collapses. But wait! Wrastler 1 is pulling his Momma's oxygen tank off her wheelchair! Whatever could he be doing? Ten seconds later, as Wrastler 2 approaches to gloat, he beans him with the tank and wins the match after climbing back in the wring for the count-out.

I turn to Rich to express my opinions.

Me: "Gosh, I totally didn't see that coming."
Rich: "Really? .....Because I did. I saw that one from a mile away."
Me: (hiding a very large smirk and trying not to laugh audibly) "Okay, see, right there I used what is called 'sarcasm' which is where I say ONE thing but actually I mean the opposite of what I say."
Rich: "Oh."