My new favorite descriptive phrase is one that I have gleaned from nights working at the ol' Pizza Hut with Joe Vermilya. One busy night, Michael was trying to find a slow, inept high schooler from the dish/phone area to come do the make table cleanups for us. Joe sighed, and declared to me, "Having a dish person do our cleanups is worse than having a box of hair do them."
And he was right.
The phrase has stuck. Anyone and anything can be referred to being as dumb as a box of hair. On Per's first night back he let me know that one of the newest management candidates was "hot," but I told him that being involved with her would be worse than being involved with a box of hair. He giggled. Per. Giggled. Which made me giggle.
A box of hair.
8 comments:
Suzin- You really need to come visit us sometime. We will cook for you!
And they cook way better than a box of hair.
karissa - saturdays are my day off. name one!
heather - i laughed. i cried. that was beautiful. you're beautiful. points!
Ok well i don't work that many saturdays but Josiah does, so sometime when has one off I'll let you know. By the Heather is a word I shouldn't say on here. Actually at first I thought she was insulting me and was planning to get into an argument with her on your journal, but then I realized she wasn't and it wasn't as fun anymore.
Dear Heather-
Your e mail prompted me to say this. Even though were saying something good about us you are such a bitch!
the gloves are off!!!
Why don't you come here and say that to my face?!
oooh, heather. yeah.
what do you have to say to that, karissa? huh? huh?
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