5.06.2005

what is commonly referred to as "letting the cat out of the bag"

LaGatita0007: hi, you don't know me but i'm a friend of jon's (at indiana wesleyan university)...and my roommate and i were wondering if you could do us a huuuuuuuuge favor in the interest of playing a prank on jon. it involves his toy monkey "bongo," and we were wondering if you knew where it was and would be interested in mailing it to us
smidget53: his toy monkey?
LaGatita0007: yeah
smidget53: wow, i'm not sure that i know about that
LaGatita0007: we think its one of the beanie babies in the two huge tubs
smidget53: yeah, we have one of those
smidget53: he talks about it?
LaGatita0007: kind of
smidget53: hhahahhahah
smidget53: ok
smidget53: well, i believe it's buried in the attic
LaGatita0007: its a long story that has to do with other toy monkey and weird voices for them
LaGatita0007: oh man
LaGatita0007: the attic sounds scary and inaccessible
smidget53: not really
smidget53: who is this
LaGatita0007: susan
LaGatita0007: and meredith
smidget53: i think i've heard the name meredith before
LaGatita0007: meredith took him part way home once
LaGatita0007: she lives in PA
smidget53: ah, that's probably it
smidget53: how did you get my aim
LaGatita0007: aaron baker
smidget53: i figured
smidget53: he's a funny kid
LaGatita0007: oh man, he's insane
smidget53: according to my brother he's just like my friend alex
LaGatita0007: i've heard that too
LaGatita0007: and if aaron weren't too old they'd make a good couple
smidget53: hahahah
smidget53: yeah
smidget53: do you want some fun pictures of jon
LaGatita0007: yeah!!!!!!!!!
LaGatita0007: WE LOVE YOU
smidget53: they're not very good but they are the only ones i have on computer
LaGatita0007: thats fine
smidget53: hold on.. my computer is not cooperating
LaGatita0007: ok
smidget53: wow, i have no idea what's wrong
LaGatita0007: oh man
LaGatita0007: oh well
LaGatita0007: would emailing them work?
smidget53: probably
LaGatita0007: my email address is lagatitabond@hotmail.com
smidget53: ok, things aren't working
LaGatita0007: oh well
smidget53: this is weird
smidget53: oh well
LaGatita0007: we have to leave now, but if you're interested in making jon's life REALLY INTERESTING and mailing us that monkey, that would be awesome
smidget53: where do i mail it
LaGatita0007: the address is:
Susan Creviston
Indiana Wesleyan University
488 Student Center
Marion, IN 46953
smidget53: if it's not to expensive i'll do it
LaGatita0007: the Lord will repay you in full when you get to heaven!




obviously, nothing came of it.

but it was oh, so fun to scheme.

something to the tune of bongo showing up through campus mail with a note:

dear jon,
i got bored in the attic in PA. i decided to run away to IWU to live with you in indiana (which is already a much superior state). hey, while i'm here, let's go hang out with spanky and monkeydith.
yer friend,
bongo.

2 comments:

Jon said...

First of all you're an idiot.

Secondly, this whole conversation was the first thing out of my sister's mouth when I came home. I just forgot to confront you about it.

Finally, stay away from my sister. She has a disease that you can contract over the Internet. It's like an STD but instead of sexually it's Internet - ITD

eyes on europe said...

First of all, no I'm not. YOU are.

Secondly, so what. Now you've got the Official Verbatim Version (OV2, as I like to call it).

Finally, whoa there cowboy. Who are you protecting here? *snort*. ITD. You're clever. That's why we keep coming back for more.