awwwwwwww

i was having a bad day, and some people made it a little bit better. they each get five points. because i just love them that much.
<><><><><><><>
Anna Miretti:
(\O:-)/)
/ / / (____)

Auto response from LaGatita0007: at work -- closing tonight.


please please please do something that will make me grin. i need it. be it voicemale or internetage or whatnot....make me smile.

because i'm scared.

Anna Miretti: did that make you smile? i hope so
Anna Miretti: good night my dear
Anna Miretti is away at 12:08:06 AM.
<><><><><><><>
adelaide of Oz: ps. i'm getting a cellular telephone either tomorrow or tuesday
adelaide of Oz: but it's verizon because cingular doesn't work here... that sucks...
adelaide of Oz: and I'm not cool so I don't have anything to leave you with but the promise of a greeting and voicemails to come
adelaide of Oz: voice males... ***some stuff i edited so that dignal wouldn't slice me next time she sees me***
adelaide of Oz signed off at 11:49:42 PM.
<><><><><><><>
WTMammoth: Did I tell you spleen that I got hired at the shed aquarium?
WTMammoth: well it's big news, little bit of a miscommunication about my major and area of study which led me to get the job
WTMammoth: but anyway it's working out great
WTMammoth: today though they made me go in, yes on mother's fricken day even
WTMammoth: well I was a little bit peeved about this but wasn't going to let it affect my work, after all I am a professional, and they gave me a sweet scuba suit
WTMammoth: I take care of the fish and stuff
WTMammoth: they won't let me go in with the whales yet, gosh darn environmentalists
WTMammoth: but anyway I go in the tank and feed the fish and the people outside think it's all cool and watch me do it
WTMammoth: kind of sucks because then when a fish pisses me off or it looks tasty and I wonder what it tastes like I can't just ace it on the spot
WTMammoth: there is this eel in there
WTMammoth: and I swear that thing gets picked on or something, in any case it has some kind of problem with me
WTMammoth: always effing trying to shock the shiz right out of me
WTMammoth: well today he pushed his luck a little bit too far
WTMammoth: beind a sunday, and mother's day, I had more freedom then on a normal day
WTMammoth: I fed those guys alright, and when that slimy slithery little wanna be snake gay eel came up to give me a zap I pulled out this shooting tazer thing I picked up from this local crazy gun guy
WTMammoth: hahaha, well turns out it wasn't a tazer at all, but just a plain old spear gun, and there was no crazy guy, only me
WTMammoth: but I came up with the tazer story just in case anyone saw me and I could tell them that I was trying to rejuvinate the eel with a bit of a shock, that I had seen it on the discovery channel or something
WTMammoth: that, and he swam right under a beaver, dam retarded eel never saw it coming, had him pinned to the wall of the tank in a jiffy
WTMammoth: now I saw where my plan had some problems though, I am in a tank, with clear walls, filled with water and all kinds of crazy fish, small sharks too, but where was my spear going to go after it ripped through a mess of eel? yep into the tank wall, which I guess is under a lot of pressure or something
WTMammoth: so a little leak happened, I tried to stick my gum in it without anyone knowing, but I had watching free willy and knew waht a small leak could do
WTMammoth: sorry that should read, but I had watched free willy
WTMammoth: so to go on
WTMammoth: I pulled out the spear with old shocky on the end of it
WTMammoth: shoved him into one of the small sharks mouths and went to see what I could do about the leak
WTMammoth: to make a long story short, there isn't a lot that will stop a leak in a tank like that
WTMammoth: not even crazy glue and duct tape
WTMammoth: ruins my whole theory about them being the cure for everything
WTMammoth: kind of upset about that
WTMammoth: quick thinking though led me to relocate one of the drinking fountains
WTMammoth: it now gives semi clean water with a certain saltiness to it
WTMammoth: this one kid tried it after I was done and spit it out, but I gave him a good kick in the old behind and solved that problem
WTMammoth: I hope my boss doesn't notice
WTMammoth: I did have some explaining to do though cause it turns out the shark I used to take my blame doesn't eat eels at all
WTMammoth: I informed the colleague who informed me of this that I had noticed the recent neurotic and suicidal behavior of the eel as of late, and speculated that he had probably ended it all on the small sharp teeth of the innocent shark
WTMammoth: so see, I am a good guy afterall, not wanting anyone to be called guilty for my sake
WTMammoth: but made it home fine today, we'll see what tomorrow holds for me, and if anyone is on to my fountain ploy
WTMammoth: I am a bit worried about the tank running out of water though, hmm well I'll think of something by tomorrow, hopefully it holds out until then
WTMammoth: maybe pray for me, I really like this job and don't want to lose it just yet
WTMammoth: well actually I just like my scuba gear
WTMammoth: so pray that if they fire me they don't strip me of that
WTMammoth: have a good one



i just realized that matt arnold went above and beyond with that one. he gets six points.

and jon schaller gets five points for leaving a voicemale -- a selective reading from what i think is the International Encyclopedia of Sexuality. it was a good one, and it helped get me through the next hour and a half of washing dishes and mopping and sweeping and pulling mats and putting dishes away and answering phones and blah blah blah. good form.