*small children misbehaving
*encouraging misbehavior in small children
*when i play spider solitaire and i deal the next hand and the card i need lands in the space i need it by chance
*taking personality tests
*the stuff i write in this blog, forget about, and read again a year later
*the way my blankets smell after my window's been open all day
*smelling my wrists
*wearing anthony's pants
*saying bad words with meredith
*having just one line from a modest mouse song stuck in my head and it being a "good" one
*working french into regular conversations
*just about anything that involves lighting matches (does not include smoking doobies)
*drag queen voices
*working at pizza hut
*anything written by e. e. cummings
*good "your mom" jokes
*meredith moore evans
*the entire picking-apart-the-guest-band-at-FNL conversation with jon
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*stolen posters
*paint
*keeping a bottle of "hooch" in the toilet tank
*guys with big noses
*the arnold family
*the dignal family
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