i decided to do a little sewing in the living room (to calm my nerves) and watch Big Fish (to occupy my brain).
i came back to discover this:
Jon G Zoolander (1:14:34 AM): one liners "Didn't your mom teach you manners?" "Why are waiters always gay?" "Mandarin oranges are like juicy oompa loompas" "Chickens are meant to be eaten"
Auto response from LaGatita0007 (1:14:34 AM): looking for my pincushion, then a little light sewing whilst i watch a flick in the living room.
its okay if you IM me. i'm totally ok with that. and i'll probably smirk and send a response when i get back.
Jon G Zoolander (1:14:41 AM): I can keep going with this
Jon G Zoolander (1:16:02 AM): What's the sex position for ugly babies
Jon G Zoolander (1:17:26 AM): Virginia is for Lovers and Black people
Jon G Zoolander (1:18:35 AM): "You left me for what?!?!"
Jon G Zoolander (1:32:11 AM): She has body hair, she must be from France
Auto response from LaGatita0007 (1:32:11 AM): looking for my pincushion, then a little light sewing whilst i watch a flick in the living room.
its okay if you IM me. i'm totally ok with that. and i'll probably smirk and send a response when i get back.
Jon G Zoolander (1:33:03 AM): my room mate's favorite line to say "My a-hole is on fire"
Jon G Zoolander (1:34:32 AM): I found Van Gogh's ear in my cereal
Jon G Zoolander (1:35:47 AM): Saran wrap - the land of many uses
Jon G Zoolander (1:36:10 AM): Your mom - the land of many uses
Jon G Zoolander (1:38:00 AM): Only Christians and celebrities of color praise Jesus
Jon G Zoolander (1:41:34 AM): Psalm 104:24 - The earth is full of Your stuff
Jon G Zoolander (1:43:11 AM): Bird poop is the official toothpaste of the American Indian
Jon G Zoolander (1:43:24 AM): Crest is a close second
Jon G Zoolander (1:46:00 AM): "The Tribulation" starring the Olsen twins as the Antichrist
Jon G Zoolander (1:46:15 AM): and Sandi Patti as Satan
Jon G Zoolander (1:46:34 AM): shoot
Jon G Zoolander (1:47:04 AM): I just realized that there's a really good chance this is all going to end up on your blog and everyone is going to think I'm a sacreligious racist
Jon G Zoolander (1:47:55 AM): (also starring Queen Elizabeth the second as herself)
Auto response from LaGatita0007 (1:47:56 AM): looking for my pincushion, then a little light sewing whilst i watch a flick in the living room.
its okay if you IM me. i'm totally ok with that. and i'll probably smirk and send a response when i get back.
Jon G Zoolander (1:48:04 AM): well I'm not racist
Jon G Zoolander (1:48:11 AM): and I'm not sacreligious
Jon G Zoolander (1:48:33 AM): I love God and I love black people
Jon G Zoolander (1:48:46 AM): I even know of a couple
Jon G Zoolander (1:48:54 AM): so I'm ending this now
Jon G Zoolander (1:49:03 AM): ciao baby
Jon G Zoolander signed off at 1:49:15 AM.
was this a unit activity? or just some roommate bonding time? was someone doing their daily devo's in the middle of it? I'd like to see the conversation map that led to this one. It must've been a doozy. (those are my initial reactions). (along with a metric buttload of smirking).
oh, and ps. jon: i didn't even think to blog it til you got blogscared. thanks for the idea. cheerio.
2 comments:
HAHAH Van Goghs ear...that's a good one.
actually, I was sitting at my desk by myself being bored. My room mate wasn't around in fact I think he was in bed. And no there was no devos in the middle of this. My life just happens to be GOD-centered. I mean I could go through what prompted every little line but I'm not sure you want to hear it.
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