blast from the past

starring: me......................and a little bit carl.

PhatDaphne: it's 12:29
PhatDaphne: in the a.m.
PhatDaphne: and you are rapping with PhatDaphne
LaGatita0007: and MAN DO I FEEL GOOD
LaGatita0007: this is the life.......
PhatDaphne: can't think of ANYthing better
LaGatita0007: well
LaGatita0007: God, soccer
LaGatita0007: those come before girls
PhatDaphne: lol God and soccer
LaGatita0007: thats what i hear
PhatDaphne: have you, um, questioned that?
PhatDaphne: or are you a hypocrite?
LaGatita0007: (dont tell, but indeed i have)
PhatDaphne: and do you concur?
LaGatita0007: well......
LaGatita0007: lets just say, if i were a stinky stupid boy that could get a girl, i would put her before soccer





Auto response from PhatDaphne: our two siblings wright
with each other did fight
with all of their might
twas quite a sight
would've lasted all night
but before it was light
she threatened to bite
he said alright
let's go get breakfast
that was pretty bright
of him


LaGatita0007: dear carl
LaGatita0007: you are cordially invited over to christy's townhouse at 12:00 a.m.
LaGatita0007: (just a few hours)
LaGatita0007: for story time
PhatDaphne: STORY TIME
LaGatita0007: wear your pjs, bring your favorite kids books
LaGatita0007: cookies and hot chocolate will be provided
LaGatita0007: OOOOOOOOOh
LaGatita0007: bring roger!
LaGatita0007: melvin's not invited
PhatDaphne: :-)
LaGatita0007: LaGatita0007: i invited roger too
smile21333: who is roger
LaGatita0007: carl's kitty
PhatDaphne: who dat
LaGatita0007: christy
PhatDaphne: how roger and i act out our adventures without melvin
PhatDaphne: ?
PhatDaphne: how
LaGatita0007: oh
LaGatita0007: well
LaGatita0007: fine, he can sit outside and look in through the window
PhatDaphne: what's your problem with melvin?
LaGatita0007: hey, you're the one with the problem
LaGatita0007: you're the one who thinks he doesnt exist
PhatDaphne: if he existed at least i'd invite him to a party
LaGatita0007: well i preemptively didnt invite him assuming youd bring up the "hes not real" argument
LaGatita0007: we were going to do lunch on tuesday anyways
LaGatita0007: melvin and me, we is tight
PhatDaphne: that's no excuse
PhatDaphne: i can't believe we're even talking about this
LaGatita0007: i can't believe you dont believe in him
PhatDaphne: i can't believe you care
LaGatita0007: i do, carl
LaGatita0007: i do care
LaGatita0007: i care about a lot of things
LaGatita0007: i care about the feelings of an imaginary red tractor named melvin
LaGatita0007: melvin, WHO LOVES YOU VERY MUCH
LaGatita0007: melvin, whom you continually ignore
LaGatita0007: and DENY
LaGatita0007: i - i don't understand you
LaGatita0007: how do you sleep at night? seriously?
PhatDaphne: :'(
PhatDaphne: THIS ISN'T ABOUT ME
LaGatita0007: yes, carl, it is
LaGatita0007: its about your relationship with melvin
PhatDaphne: HOW COULD YOU INVITE ME AND ROGER AND NO MELVIN
PhatDaphne: WE'RE A TEAM
LaGatita0007: YOU'RE ALL INVITED
LaGatita0007: OKAY
LaGatita0007: OKAY
LaGatita0007: ALL OF YOU
PhatDaphne: the three somethingerothers
LaGatita0007: AND YOUR WEIRD SCHIZO PERSONALITIES
PhatDaphne: cool
LaGatita0007: BRING YOUR ISSUES TOO, WHY DONCHA
PhatDaphne: melvin can't come though, unfortunately
LaGatita0007: oh
LaGatita0007: well
PhatDaphne: because he doesn't exist
LaGatita0007: tell him i'll see him tuesday
PhatDaphne: Bowling Contest: Win $350!
LaGatita0007: no pillowing or bowling in this home
LaGatita0007: thats what my fridge told me through magnets
PhatDaphne: Bowling Contest: Win $350!
LaGatita0007: um
LaGatita0007: why
PhatDaphne: that's what AIM is telling me right now
PhatDaphne: in this very window
LaGatita0007: wow