2.24.2005

JP

ok while i'm thinking about it...

you know what really irritates the crap out of me? the jurassic park movies. UGH.

seriously, how stupid can we get? "you know what we need more of? amusment parks full of large reptiles capable of eating a man in one fell swoop. let's make that happen, why don't we? coz i pretty much can't think of any way this could come back and bite us in the butt...i mean, technology never fails, things never go wrong, and who's afraid of attempting to control a buttload of large reptiles? NOT ME! LET'S DO IT!"

i think i gave that shpiel to my little brother once, sometime around the second or third movie (he likes them all). after i finished i think he looked at me and said something like "i hate you."

but SERIOUSLY you guys. let's build a park of dinosaurs for fun? yeah right. that's one of those random thoughts we immediately dismiss because of its stupidity. kind of like when you're in a really tall building and the idea suddenly pops in your head "hey, jump off. just jump off" you would immediately dismiss the idea. (incidently, does anyone else have that happen to them?) let's see what else? i could eat my own vomit. that might be fun....NO. if i were a hodson guy, maybe i'd consider streaking from the end of hodson to carmin and back. then again, maybe i'd be smarter than that. (wait a minute....)

long story even longer...what the crap. stupid movies. i didnt read the book, but i'm sure its equally as dumb idea'd.

ugh.

3 comments:

Melissa Jo said...

Oh yes, there are some sick people in this world...

Textual Harassment said...

You mean you wouldn't want to go to the zoo and see a dinosaur? I never watched any of the movies except the first one.

The book and the movie weren't that different as I recall, except in the book more people got killed.

eyes on europe said...

let's see...go to a zoo, ride around a jungle in a hurricane in a fancy SUV, get stuck and die...

no thanks.