i'll bet you're wondering how i know it's spring.
i choose not to go by groundhogs, or whether or not i see robins, or whatever other wildlife we think will tell us the changing of the seasons.
and now we come to this: how does suzin know it's spring?
the condom has thawed.
yes folks, the condom on the sidewalk outside the apartments that i walk by on my way to class/chapel has now thawed. some of it disintegrated during the hard winter months, but the leftover latex ring is thawed, no longer buried in a snowdrift.
the condom thawed! it's spring! spring!
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AHHHHHHHHAHAHAHA
Dang it I have something really good to say but I can't because it's the freaking World Wide Web. I'll tell you on IM.
Sounds like a new national holiday in the making.
What like National Condom Day? I don't know but I have this gut feeling that there already is. I mean they have a "day" for everything else.
and......I was right. National Condom Awareness Day or National Condom Day for short is February 14th (it's coming up quick folks).
In the words of last year's website, "Say it flowers...and a condom"
http://www.fpwa-health.org.au/ncd2004.htm
crap crap crap. you just threw my planned-ahead feb 14 blogpost for a loop.
i guess i'll stick with the original plan anyway.
and ya'll can just sit there and wait.
I was thinking more along the lines of superstition based weather forecasting, ala groundhog day. Maybe someone will make a movie where Bill Murray mysteriously relives National Condom Thawing Day over and over until he realizes the true value of safe sex.
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