what happened tonight

i did some stuff. tonight. with some people.

let's see. earlier today in the SGO office digs, jo, and i were contemplating whether or not bathtubbing would be quite as satisfying as hottubbing. dignal was desperate to hot tub.

but her mommy came with bekah for a shvisit. so jo the girl called and me and meres met her to wildcat for dinner. when we got back bekah had left a dinner invite on the machine, but it was too late! dag!

i took a quick shower and then we watched "what a girl wants" in the living room. towards the end, the dignal brigade showed up! digs, mumma digs, and lil' digsypoo. (sarah, her mom, and bekah). twas brill. bekah was insanely giggly and antsy. she and meredith connected over american girl dolls. she ate some candy. she stole sarah's scarf and coat and locked herself in my bathroom while she put them on and talked to herself in the mirror for about 20 minutes. she came out pretending to be sarah, giggling the whole time.

then i broke out my pizza hut mvp award -- the giant blowfish hat. it was pure chemistry. she paraded around in it making fish faces and shakin' her tail. and every time someone came in the front door (which was frequent) she'd yank it off her head and sit down, feeling silly. but as soon as she felt safe again she'd be back at it. jon came over and she told him her famous three jokes:

"Where do chickens live?" "CHICK - ago!"
"Where do hens live?" "HEN - essee!"
"What is a snake's favorite river?" "The HISS - issippi!"

we made her leave fun messages on people's machines. she called anthony, telling him she was "dignal's little kid." while jon was on the spot she called timmer (sporting fish hat) to leave her whalespeak a la finding nemo on his machine -- she botched the first attempt and handed the phone back to sarah and said "let's start over." so we had to call back to leave a second message, which was a success (full of little girl giggles). then a third message so i could say "compliments of -- " and punch jon til he made jonnish noises so timmer would know where to lay the blame.

the movie ended and the dignals left. jon left. sarah came back with virgin daquiri supplies and a bathing suit and towel. we watched most of napoleon dynamite's commentary, then dignal went bathtubbing. we ended up reenacting the pedro-bathtub-holy santos scene, though i dont think that's the direction we were originally going. dignal hottubbed it up, and while we were chilling in there MATT ARNOLD showed up! we freaked out. then it was okay. we sat around eating bad jewish food and chatting and then watched The Camping Video from meredith's former life (haha, frank pooped on the side of the road!).

everybody kind of crashed and burned after that, and here we are, kids.

there's probably pictures to come.