away message'd

(psst. i'm having the most boring day ever. so i'm curious to see if i max 10 posts in this period of 24 hours. we'll see how often i get inspired).


i put up an away message:

i'm so flippin bored. you people suck. someone amuse me.

and waited to see who my real friends were.

here's what i've got so far:

PhatDaphne: Go post on indwes.com and see if you can get them riled up. I did that last month when I got bored.
PhatDaphne: forget what I said. indwes.com sucks. But why do I keep reading it?


adelaide of Oz: speech test tomorrow!


CorporateRascal: here is something amusing:
CorporateRascal: BARK, BARK!!!

and the piece de resistance:

WTMammoth: so the other day I was walking along when it hit me!
WTMammoth: if birds can fly...why can't matt arnold
WTMammoth: then I realized it was just a snowball that hit me
WTMammoth: but still the thought stuck
WTMammoth: so I started to construct the plans of a great thing within my mind
WTMammoth: first I convinced some of those neandrothal hodson homos that I was a pretty cool and rugged fellow
WTMammoth: this allowed me into their dorm unsuspected
WTMammoth: while their I stole all of the duct tape and cds that I could
WTMammoth: see now here is the genius of the plan
WTMammoth: the cds laid out look like scales
WTMammoth: what else has scales1?
WTMammoth: fish!!!
WTMammoth: and what do fish look like they're doing when they are swimming?!!?
WTMammoth: flying!!!
WTMammoth: so fish fly underwater
WTMammoth: so if I can make wings that look like scales then I can totally fly
WTMammoth: also I once read this one greek myth about these guys who tried to fly and they did until the sun melted their wings and then they died
WTMammoth: so now with my reflective scale like wings I would be unstopable
WTMammoth: and being in hodson breaking onto the roof there would be 800 other suspects, I would never be caught
WTMammoth: so now the work of the actual construction began
WTMammoth: I taped and taped like no one ever has in the past had business to tape
WTMammoth: finally a creation beyond compare was not only complete but completely glorious
WTMammoth: I stood before it as a tear wet the ground at my feed
WTMammoth: feet I meant
WTMammoth: all that was left to do was to strap those wings onto myself and take a great leap into the future of my own flight
WTMammoth: this is when something else hit me
WTMammoth: it was actually the utter groaning smell of hodson
WTMammoth: but it sparked in me that I could well be killed with my jump
WTMammoth: I grabbed the nearest lower lifeform hodson boy I could find and quickly strapped him to my scale wings of shining cd-ness
WTMammoth: I pushed him and well the rest was genius
WTMammoth: and well worth all of the effort that I had put forth
WTMammoth: needless to say I ran back to my townhouse as fast as I could, but I was laughing the whole way....and I'm pretty sure I could see a smile on the ambulance driver's face as he drove on past my window