too sexy for this shirt?

Jon G Zoolander: I'm too sexy
LaGatita0007: its the lessons, thats what it is
Jon G Zoolander: yeah
Jon G Zoolander: I think it's making me too sexy
LaGatita0007: uh oh
LaGatita0007: have you been having lots of the shladies after you or something?
Jon G Zoolander: no
Jon G Zoolander: I'm too sexy for them
Jon G Zoolander: I'm too sexy for the world
LaGatita0007: oh, well yeah
LaGatita0007: does that mean you should.......die?!?!?!?
Jon G Zoolander: or maybe the world should die
Jon G Zoolander: I'm too sexy to die
LaGatita0007: that sounds just a little bit scary
LaGatita0007: then you'd be all by yourself
LaGatita0007: ....would you lose your sexiness?
LaGatita0007: coz isnt sexiness determined by people around you, and you just killed all the people?
Jon G Zoolander: who knows
Jon G Zoolander: I don't feel like being sexy anymore
LaGatita0007: oh
Jon G Zoolander: because Philosophy isn't sexy
LaGatita0007: does this mean you're putting your shirt back on?
Jon G Zoolander: and if we're going to get all philosophical
Jon G Zoolander: then I need to be average for a change
Jon G Zoolander: yeah the shirt is on
Jon G Zoolander: however it was never off
LaGatita0007: oh, well that totally takes the sexiness away
LaGatita0007: how can you be sexy with a shirt on?!
LaGatita0007: i thought people were always too sexy for their shirts
Jon G Zoolander: dudette, the world would die of awe if my shirt came off
LaGatita0007: haha
Jon G Zoolander: while I am too sexy for my shirt, I care about the world.
Jon G Zoolander: I want to save the planet
LaGatita0007: matt arnold once said he couldnt walk around shirtless outside because people all over campus would be tripping and falling
Jon G Zoolander: yeah they would die if I did that
Jon G Zoolander: that's why there are rules in the handbook about it
LaGatita0007: seems like a good enough reason to make such rules
Jon G Zoolander: exactly
LaGatita0007: now, would you being shirtless perhaps bring on the rapture?
LaGatita0007: is that something we're afraid of?
Jon G Zoolander: hmm
Jon G Zoolander: I think it would prevent the Rapture
LaGatita0007: ooooooh
Jon G Zoolander: yeah
Jon G Zoolander: something it Revelation about it
Jon G Zoolander: forgot the passage
LaGatita0007: thats a shame
LaGatita0007: you could've used it for unit devos sometime
Jon G Zoolander: in the Hawaiin translation
LaGatita0007: now that would be cool
Jon G Zoolander: although I didn't need it tonight
LaGatita0007: dat jon, he keep his cloth' on hees bod. or bad kine stuff happen.
Jon G Zoolander: exactly
Jon G Zoolander: it seems like I convicted some people tonight completely unintentionally
Jon G Zoolander: but it felt good
LaGatita0007: awexome
LaGatita0007: well jon
LaGatita0007: all this talk about you shirtless and i need to go take a cold shower and watch a chick flick
Jon G Zoolander: I'm sorry
LaGatita0007: its not your fault
LaGatita0007: God gifted you physically
LaGatita0007: hasta
Jon G Zoolander: bye

apparantly jon's wicked hot, and i just never realized it til now.
joe, watch yourself.

current mood: done but ominous