hahah, that was for you caryn..."
people can be so thick-headedly stupid sometimes that i just can't help but laugh til i cry.
let's talk about taking things out of context, eh?
now i know i'm one of the best at this. i've tried to make it an art form of sorts, beginning back in jr. year at Carmel High School, with the whole "Quote of the Day" thing (yes folks, it started on mr. abell's dry erase board and just never stopped). but thats just funnin'. what really maketh me angry is when you say something to someone and they, first of all, are so full of themselves that they only hear what they think they hear (not anything close to what you really said)...and then, seeing as how "blood is thicker than water" they quote you....."quote" you.....yeah, the sarcasm is dripping here, folks....giving it a completely different spin. guess what. anything you say can sound evil and horrible when its taken out of context. hmmm....let's see here.....
"I am a stuck up [expletive] carmel snob, who only cares about herself, who is very conceited and cares only about material items." ooooooh. that sounds totally different than it did before, where it belonged, surrounded by a bunch of other words....hmmm.......
....AND GETTIN UP IN MY BUSINESS YOU'LL BE [expletive] SORRY. I WAS SO [expletive] THOUGH, I JUST WANTED TO SLAP HER ACROSS THE FACE.
ANYWAYS....THAT SUCKED, BUT IF I EVER SEE HER AGAIN I AM GOING TO STARE HER DOWN SO HARD. OH WELL......I AM GUNNA GO GET READY FOR YOUTH TONIGHT!! actually, this "gem" isn't taken out of context really, it just demonstrates what seems to me to be an extreme oxymoron. youth group must be a real pool of christian ethics, from observing this statement.
"......I think I need medication." (...'s not added) oh look. self-proclaimed psychosis.
...."my mom said that she would not help pay for my California trip on spring Break. Oh well I don't need her money." gee, upon reading this comment, the audience would conclude that this "mom" actually has money. hahahahahah! so far from the truth...
hmmm...maybe to take the sting out of this bite i'll make it friends only and that way little miss diva goddess won't see it and cry her pretty little eyes out....God forbid her liquid mascara run.....*shudder*
"I lost my liquid eyeliner......that sucks!"
venting in true 5-year-old fashion--
all i have to say, little sister is this: oh yeah, well, dont come crying to me when you need kidneys and i'm the perfect match. AND you can't be the maid of honor in my wedding! mleh!
......yeah, i'm all up ons this family bidness........
current mood:
pissed off
current music: "nothings gonna change my world"-song from I AM SAM