yeah, i just wrote a 12 page exegesis paper on Revelation 15 in the last 2 days. i've been seeping in apocalyptic literature. so you know, i may sound a little....apocalyptic, or perhaps early churchish...when i write. i apologize beforehand, to all who may be offended. suffer the wrath of God, ye who refuse to know Him. boo-yah grandma. oooh! tangent! wouldnt it just be too cool if you were reading Revelation and there was a passage about the death and destruction of the enemies of God and John had finished it off with a "boo-yah, grandma."?! that would just be too much fun. i think i'd wet myself if it really happened. i think the guy who did The Message bible should've paraphrased it like that. that would be sweet action and a half.
well, my sillybillygoogoohead suitemate karissa thinks she's all that and a bag of chips and a half so she went and copied me and got a journal here. she ALSO dared to refer to me and MY roommate as "her" property. i want all to know, thats pure propaganda. heed not her words, for she is a false prophet coming under the banner of Christ yet hath not the power of God within her. she may speak words that sound as truth, and perform signs and miracles in the name of the Lord, but she holds within her the might of the beast who shall be destroyed by the judgment and wrath of God Almighty who lives for ever and ever. heed not this false prophet. instead, repent, and turn again to your Lord. for the beast shall be slain and with him and his image and the number of his name shall die the false Karissa. boo-yah grandma, amen.
dude! the chapel speaker today was from colombia! he didnt know english! it was awesome. yeah so there was a translator. it was the most fun chapel yet. i felt so mightily cultured. we should do this everyday and a half. or something.
i kind of miss all the high school kids from youth conference this weekend. i felt like an even bigger happier family. plus, they bought me froggys. we named them Emuzin (Emily + Suzin) and Stekala (Stephanie + Kala). i need to buy them food. oopsie. ;)
well, i'm going to shfinish this entry now so that my lovely, pure, holy, and righteous shroommate who is the beloved of God might read these words and take them to heart. for the power of God is within me and He who speaks through me in this testimony of Christ shall be glorified forever and ever, boo-yah grandma, amen.
current mood:
jubilant
current music: psalms of the Lord in heaven, fools
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