4.23.2003

Beginning of the End....well, more like the Middle

well, finals are practically over, so everyone's crap is in the hall....

we need some funny thoughts, coz its all too sad now.....



LaGatita0007: HAPPY FREAKING BIRTHDAY!!!:-D
WTMammoth: hey thanks a lot
WTMammoth: I didn't even realize it was until cromer said something about it
WTMammoth: finals scattered my brain too much
LaGatita0007: awwww man
LaGatita0007: thats messed up
WTMammoth: I can still call you old though, until this afternoon
LaGatita0007: yeah, whatever
LaGatita0007: dude, you realize....
WTMammoth: yeah
LaGatita0007: YOUR LIFE IS OVER
WTMammoth: I know
WTMammoth: ...it sucks
LaGatita0007: IN TEN YEARS YOU WILL BE 30
WTMammoth: NO
LaGatita0007: 30, MATT, 30
WTMammoth: only 29
WTMammoth: I'm 19
WTMammoth: I'm 19
WTMammoth: 19
WTMammoth: 19
LaGatita0007: you've only got a few hours left
LaGatita0007: dude, you're practically DEAD already
WTMammoth: at least like 14 or 15 hours left
WTMammoth: I can have a riot in that amount of time
LaGatita0007: do you own a zoot suit?
WTMammoth: you know crazy stuff, stuff off the wall, like finishing my papers and studying and taking tests
WTMammoth: SO SUCK!!!
LaGatita0007: thhhppppp!
LaGatita0007: you're just jealous coz i've come to terms with how old i am, but you havent yet
WTMammoth: look stop rubbing it in, I mean I'm practically 20, I'm not married, I don't have any kids, I'm still a virgin, I've never tasted alcohol, I don't have a job, I got barely any money, I haven't graduated school, I still live with my parents, I don't own a boat or a motorcycle, and I'm losing my hair....
LaGatita0007: hahahahahahahahahahahah!
LaGatita0007: that was too much, matt, just too much
WTMammoth: STOP LAUGHING AT ME!! :'(
LaGatita0007: and i cant even read it to meredith, shes already in bed!
WTMammoth: and you're profile is already filled
WTMammoth: ....darn
LaGatita0007: hey, man, i've got an online journal
WTMammoth: whoa, I didn't even know I was in your profile
WTMammoth: I haven't graced it in like months
LaGatita0007: dude, not only are you in the profile....
LaGatita0007: YOU ARE RANDOM THOUGHT OF THE YEAR!
LaGatita0007: we had one every week this year, and then yesterday random thought of the year went up
WTMammoth: that's a very big honor
WTMammoth: at least I accomplished something worth noting
LaGatita0007: you have no idea
LaGatita0007: your life now has meaning
WTMammoth: yes
WTMammoth: but what am I supposed to do with that in the future?
LaGatita0007: write books
WTMammoth: I mean suzin, I don't have a boat, there's nothing left for me
LaGatita0007: i know, i know
WTMammoth: and books don't have breasts
LaGatita0007: but you could write down all that your life has been until now (the end), so that perhaps you could leave behind something special for the rest of the world that shall go on living
LaGatita0007: oh CRAP
LaGatita0007: THATS GOING IN MY JOURNAL
WTMammoth: yeah, and maybe I could even invent a book that does have breasts...
WTMammoth: hmm, maybe that was a bad thought to send over AIM
WTMammoth: but I'm sure it would sell a lot
LaGatita0007: in Spencer's
WTMammoth: no no, not cheesy and perverted like that
WTMammoth: in the good Biblical way that Williams meant it
LaGatita0007: i dont know how else a book with boobs would sell
LaGatita0007: RIGHT, right...of course
LaGatita0007: Williams, yes, i see how kosher it is now
WTMammoth: see I knew I had a point
WTMammoth: I need something to live for though.
LaGatita0007: so will the book
LaGatita0007: two, in fact
LaGatita0007: two points, two reasons to live...
WTMammoth: uhh, maybe we should forget the book
WTMammoth: like quickly

current mood: nostalgic
current music: the air conditioner

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