so i babysat last thursday at brookhaven for mom's group because michelle had to play in a matinee. well, i had the time of my life babysitting. some little 3 or 4 year old boy named aaron had to go to the bathroom, by himself, so i stand outside the door...hear the tinkling of urine into the toilet, hear the flush, then wait a moment and the door is flung open and he stands there with his pants around his ankles, points to himself and exclaims, "MY WILLY'S GETTING LONGER!" what do you say to that?! saying "thats nice" just doesnt seem right somehow. so i hustled him back into the bathroom despite his words about his "noodle" and made him pull his pants up while he told me he didnt like the idea of his willy getting any longer. oh, silly wee willied aaron. such innocence.
i had shfun today! i talked to rachel on the phone! hurrah! and also sarah dignal and her best cali friend mary came and we watched empire records and it was good. and i hung out in digs room for awhile after lunch and we yelled at the bladers and wreked verbal havoc and giggled a lot.
mary went number two in our toilet. we're all very proud.
i hate my car. the drivers side window wont roll up and the gas tank door wont shut. so i look like an idiot. im going to duct tape the sucker shut, i am. and the window...ill make joe fix it tomorrow. hes cool like that. i just hope it doesnt really rain tonight or until joe fixes all my problems. jeesh.
so, mr. sadam. i guess you better get your act together or something. its SMACKDOWN time. you all up in the koolaid but you aint got the flava.
current mood:
crazy
current music: falling out - relient k
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